<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7500631954268025856</id><updated>2009-06-30T23:13:56.178-07:00</updated><title type='text'>TED MOSBY IS A JERK</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7500631954268025856/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.tedmosbyisajerk.com/'/><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.tedmosbyisajerk.com/atom.xml'/><author><name>TedMosbyisaJerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10392833127503320269</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7500631954268025856.post-6613274914419220011</id><published>2007-03-27T20:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-28T18:05:35.589-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Ted Mosby: The Awful Truth</title><content type='html'>I started Ted Mosby Is A Jerk.com because Ted Mosby is a jerk. On October 9, 2006, I met Ted at that bar MacLaren's in the Upper West Side. He seemed like a super great guy and used the fact that he's a big shot architect to hit on me. Beware! After we hooked up (whatever) he totally bailed on me while I was in the shower. Even worse, he left behind a &lt;a href="http://www.tedmosbyisajerk.com/letter.html"&gt;LETTER &lt;/a&gt;claiming he was a ghost so he wouldn't have to talk to me again. Don't let this happen to you! If this website stops just one girl from hooking up with Ted Mosby, it's all worth it. So, girls, stay away! And please feel free to post your thoughts on Ted. We must all work together to STOP TED MOSBY!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7500631954268025856-6613274914419220011?l=www.tedmosbyisajerk.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7500631954268025856/6613274914419220011/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7500631954268025856&amp;postID=6613274914419220011' title='735 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7500631954268025856/posts/default/6613274914419220011'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7500631954268025856/posts/default/6613274914419220011'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.tedmosbyisajerk.com/2008/03/test_27.html' title='Ted Mosby: The Awful Truth'/><author><name>TedMosbyisaJerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10392833127503320269</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='10237790046441514492'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>735</thr:total></entry></feed>