TED MOSBY is a jerk, Do not date him!!!
TED MOSBY is a jerk, Do not date him!!!
TED MOSBY is a jerk, Do not date him!!!
TED MOSBY is a jerk, Do not date him!!!
TED MOSBY is a jerk, Do not date him!!!
 

Ted Mosby: The Awful Truth

I started Ted Mosby Is A Jerk.com because Ted Mosby is a jerk. On October 9, 2006, I met Ted at that bar MacLaren's in the Upper West Side. He seemed like a super great guy and used the fact that he's a big shot architect to hit on me. Beware! After we hooked up (whatever) he totally bailed on me while I was in the shower. Even worse, he left behind a LETTER claiming he was a ghost so he wouldn't have to talk to me again. Don't let this happen to you! If this website stops just one girl from hooking up with Ted Mosby, it's all worth it. So, girls, stay away! And please feel free to post your thoughts on Ted. We must all work together to STOP TED MOSBY!

# posted by TedMosbyisaJerk @ 8:46 PM
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No way! Ted's a good guy.
# posted by Blogger James : March 31, 2008 5:49 PM
 
this is awesome...Ted is such a tool...but that guy named Barney...man he's awesome!
# posted by Blogger Colin : March 31, 2008 5:49 PM
 
surreal!
# posted by Blogger Ben : March 31, 2008 5:50 PM
 
Ted is awesome. You get the wrong guy! And NPH wouldn't do that.
# posted by Blogger Paul : March 31, 2008 5:51 PM
 
Ted is a god
# posted by Blogger Sean : March 31, 2008 5:51 PM
 
I thought he was a porn star!?
# posted by Blogger Gaugemacfearson : March 31, 2008 5:52 PM
 
Nice!
# posted by Blogger Jorge Garrido : March 31, 2008 5:52 PM
 
Ted Mosby ... that guy died like, what, ten years ago? I think you met his ghost. Get an exorcist.
# posted by Blogger J. Kevin Tumlinson : March 31, 2008 5:53 PM
 
I just punched this site on a whim after watching the episode tonight. Too funny!
# posted by Blogger Shiny Happy Head : March 31, 2008 5:54 PM
 
best site ever.
# posted by OpenID eep-eepgiggle : March 31, 2008 5:55 PM
 
Ted is not a jerk! Where's Larney?
# posted by Blogger Bloggy Todd : March 31, 2008 5:57 PM
 
HAHAHA....I Love it!

By the way, I really think it way Larney... Barney's evil twin!
# posted by Blogger Keith : March 31, 2008 5:58 PM
 
You've been duped! His real name is Doogie!
# posted by Blogger Scott : March 31, 2008 5:58 PM
 
LEGEN...


wait for it...
# posted by Blogger William O'Hara : March 31, 2008 5:59 PM
 
best ending to the show....ever
# posted by Blogger Amit : March 31, 2008 5:59 PM
 
I'm awesome.
# posted by Blogger ModernMusings : March 31, 2008 5:59 PM
 
Pfffft Ted is LEGEN - wait for it - DARY. ... hahaha, just saw the Doogie Howser spoof, now that was great.
# posted by Blogger Thor : March 31, 2008 5:59 PM
 
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# posted by Blogger Bob : March 31, 2008 6:00 PM
 
Nice Two and a Half Men rip off

At least it's the same network
# posted by Blogger TheWizard : March 31, 2008 6:01 PM
 
My jaw just dropped! Nice Doogie Howser nod. Love it.
# posted by Blogger Betsy : March 31, 2008 6:01 PM
 
"I was there! Trust Me! Its Fake Baby." Priceless.

Discuss more of your favorite parts at http://www.favepart.com/tv/howimetyourmother to discuss the best parts of ths episode.
# posted by Blogger James : March 31, 2008 6:01 PM
 
I thought Ted Mosby was a sex architect??
# posted by Blogger shellyk : March 31, 2008 6:02 PM
 
...DARY
# posted by Blogger Heath Borders : March 31, 2008 6:02 PM
 
He has a super great friend named Barney though! that dude is one hot number!
# posted by Blogger biscuit : March 31, 2008 6:04 PM
 
Kyles Mom
# posted by Blogger Matthew : March 31, 2008 6:04 PM
 
Does that Ted also happen to be a "famous film star"?
# posted by Blogger Jamiesen : March 31, 2008 6:05 PM
 
Hey, you guys should make your own decision. After all, have you met Ted? Go to http://www.myspace.com/haveyoumetted to choose for yourself.--
Paid for by Mosby/Stinson '08!
# posted by Blogger Brian : March 31, 2008 6:05 PM
 
All I know is Ted Mosby isn't as bad as that Swarley guy...
# posted by Blogger Bob : March 31, 2008 6:06 PM
 
I heard that porn star, ted mosby, used to date canadian teen pop sensation Robin Sparkles...
What a whore.
# posted by Blogger david : March 31, 2008 6:07 PM
 
no way! I hooked up with Ted Mosby, too, and the SAME THING happened to me!

What a jerk face!
Definitely NOT awesome!
DOWN with Ted Mosby!
(not to be confused with....going down ON Ted Mosby)
# posted by Blogger Caitlin : March 31, 2008 6:07 PM
 
Ted Mosby is a jerk. He totally scammed my brother of several hundred dollars at a St. Patrick's Day party this year. Because of him my brother was in jail for two days and has to serve 250 hours of community service.

Rat b@stard.
# posted by Blogger Reese The Law Girl : March 31, 2008 6:07 PM
 
You poor baby! Men can be so horrible. Come here, let me give you a hug.
# posted by Blogger Steve : March 31, 2008 6:07 PM
 
At least he didn't leave you alone in the woods with a bear like he did me!
# posted by Blogger ablondeblogger : March 31, 2008 6:08 PM
 
I read this cool story about Josh Radnor (Ted) here http://jewneric.com/almost-snuck-past-you/2008/03/25/
# posted by Blogger Zechariah : March 31, 2008 6:08 PM
 
Doogie ending was....

wait for it...

AWESOME!!!!
# posted by Blogger Freddy : March 31, 2008 6:08 PM
 
and this kids is why i ...wait for it...


LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!!!!
# posted by Blogger Irishstayc : March 31, 2008 6:09 PM
 
I love his soft skin and moon tan. Break my heart you bad bad boy.
# posted by OpenID smili777 : March 31, 2008 6:09 PM
 
Ted is legend wait for it

dary
# posted by Blogger jack : March 31, 2008 6:12 PM
 
Ted Mosby? That's that jerk who almost killed Hammond Druthers!
# posted by OpenID happybdaygramma : March 31, 2008 6:12 PM
 
what about Swarley, he's the true evil twin

Bays and Thomas rock
# posted by Blogger jcpbmg : March 31, 2008 6:16 PM
 
u need to have Doogie's little Eyetalian friend on the show. Doesn't he direct porn now anyway?
# posted by OpenID Jtgreth : March 31, 2008 6:17 PM
 
Poor Ted...I still love him!
# posted by Blogger Carrie : March 31, 2008 6:17 PM
 
Goooooooo Barney!!!!!!!!!
# posted by Blogger AcRoLiX : March 31, 2008 6:17 PM
 
Ted Mosby is mompants
# posted by Blogger Jaclyn : March 31, 2008 6:18 PM
 
The "REAL" Ted Moby is HOT!!!
# posted by Blogger Kimberly : March 31, 2008 6:19 PM
 
barny you are my hero... hhaha
# posted by Blogger The Ref : March 31, 2008 6:19 PM
 
This is amazing. Barney should rule this earth...

and i'd love to see Lance Hardwood Sex Architect
# posted by Blogger Kaysee : March 31, 2008 6:20 PM
 
Slap bet Commissioner says,

"Doggie is awesome. But how awesome will he be next Slapsgiving?"
# posted by Blogger joshua : March 31, 2008 6:22 PM
 
This is absolutely fantastic. Nicely done!!!
# posted by Blogger Krys S : March 31, 2008 6:24 PM
 
Ted is an architect porn star! Barney is awesome as well. It's just too bad they don't live in DoWeSoTrePla like other awesome people.
# posted by OpenID PSUdouglas : March 31, 2008 6:25 PM
 
I love Ted! He rocks!
# posted by Blogger Lady Strathconn : March 31, 2008 6:26 PM
 
Ted is awesome!
# posted by Blogger Jen : March 31, 2008 6:34 PM
 
Suit up!
# posted by Blogger Jennifer : March 31, 2008 6:44 PM
 
This drunk couple stumbled over to my table and stole my pineapple. Turns out...it was Ted Mosby! Who knows what that porn star did to my pineapple.
# posted by Blogger Corinth : March 31, 2008 6:45 PM
 
have you ever fallen asleep while eating ribs?
# posted by OpenID killyourtv : March 31, 2008 6:45 PM
 
Yeah, but he wears awesome suits. He can't be ALL bad.
# posted by Blogger Omar : March 31, 2008 6:47 PM
 
Ted's no jerk. The faux-Mosby's the jerk... though, his Doogie Outro was awesome! Long live HIMYM!
# posted by Blogger Ian : March 31, 2008 6:50 PM
 
Totally awesome!
# posted by Blogger Kelly Murphy : March 31, 2008 6:51 PM
 
You can't blame him if he's just a spirit!
Ted is actually a good guy, although he stole my friend's yellow umbrella after a St. Patrick's Day party. If he would only return it, I'm sure she would really appreciate it.
# posted by Blogger WesWilliams : March 31, 2008 6:51 PM
 
I <3 Ted
# posted by Blogger Kim : March 31, 2008 6:52 PM
 
Ted the Porn star?
# posted by Blogger Doug : March 31, 2008 6:52 PM
 
Barney is AWESOME!
# posted by Blogger Matt : March 31, 2008 6:52 PM
 
Hey, I know Ted and is awesome times awesome. He's awesome squared!
# posted by Blogger DAN : March 31, 2008 6:52 PM
 
What a total moron. Great job making this site
Brian
http://www.talkgold.com/forum
# posted by Blogger Brian : March 31, 2008 6:56 PM
 
Hey "Resident", I heard you are a kickboxing instructor whose butt looks better than most girls' faces. Call me.
# posted by Blogger Kevin : March 31, 2008 6:58 PM
 
Love it!

http://www.cliopatra.net
# posted by Blogger cliopatra : March 31, 2008 7:03 PM
 
Dude...I think Ted banged my mom.
# posted by Blogger Nathan : March 31, 2008 7:06 PM
 
That spoken word rant is pure genius. "You're a Cylon!... I talked to my best friend Dr. Baltar... you're a frakkin' toaster!!" Awesome.

And then, when the backup singers kick in around 14:25... hilarious! I'm telling you, listen to the whole thing. It's tremendous. Watch the volume, though.

And somebody -- please decipher the backmasking at the very end!
# posted by Blogger Tom the Dog : March 31, 2008 7:07 PM
 
This really is just another testament of why this show is quite possibly the greatest show ever. Great guys, great. Please don't end it soon. lol
# posted by OpenID fishjagz11 : March 31, 2008 7:07 PM
 
Barney ROCKS
# posted by Blogger Dhumil : March 31, 2008 7:08 PM
 
Ted mosby OWNS!
# posted by OpenID Expen77 : March 31, 2008 7:12 PM
 
haha this is awesome!!!
# posted by Blogger Jacob : March 31, 2008 7:13 PM
 
Ted was in a movie called 'Purple People Eater'. I was there, chauffeured him, pictured him with Ned, Shelly, and a big purple fuzzy thing with a gold horn. Remember the Fifty Seven red Thunderbird, Ted...?

Keep it up... Love, your buddy and chauffeur.

Oh and Ted is a grand guy... it's Barney and the ghost that are AWSOME...
# posted by Blogger Chauffeur to the Stars : March 31, 2008 7:13 PM
 
ridonculous!
# posted by Blogger PixelJunk : March 31, 2008 7:15 PM
 
すっごいやん！その歌は非常に怖いけどね、、いやでも、すげい。「How I Met Your Mother」は大好きだぞ！
# posted by Blogger ローレンス : March 31, 2008 7:19 PM
 
he sure is.
# posted by Blogger Jono : March 31, 2008 7:20 PM
 
Ted is LEGENDARY!!!
# posted by Blogger Christine : March 31, 2008 7:26 PM
 
Ted Mosby is no Howard Roark. Now HE was an architect.
# posted by Blogger Larry : March 31, 2008 7:33 PM
 
Ted Mosby is dead. He got ran over by a pineapple truck.
# posted by Blogger keith : March 31, 2008 7:35 PM
 
Sidebar: This is sooo classic.
# posted by Blogger Annie : March 31, 2008 7:35 PM
 
So when is Barney going to get to the end and realize he's secretly gay? ;)

Love the show!
# posted by Blogger onekoneb : March 31, 2008 7:38 PM
 
William O'Hara said...
LEGEN...
wait for it...
March 31, 2008 5:59 PM


DARY!!!
# posted by Blogger Timoteo : March 31, 2008 7:39 PM
 
This is genius.
# posted by Blogger MCF : March 31, 2008 7:39 PM
 
Haha!
# posted by Blogger Gaaargh : March 31, 2008 7:39 PM
 
Love Ted. Love Barney.
Doogie - LOL! Awesome!
Larney - Legendary.
Great episode!
# posted by Blogger Madison23 : March 31, 2008 7:40 PM
 
Ted SUCKS
# posted by Blogger Alejandra : March 31, 2008 7:41 PM
 
Hey kids, did you want to hear how I met your mother (and why it is a good thing that she ignored everything that she read on this webpage)?
# posted by Blogger Jeff : March 31, 2008 7:41 PM
 
Ted is a great guy!! You want Barney!!
# posted by Blogger Lauren : March 31, 2008 7:46 PM
 
.....DARY
# posted by Blogger MoHeM : March 31, 2008 7:52 PM
 
NO HE'S NOT A JERK!
# posted by Blogger Shocho : March 31, 2008 7:54 PM
 
He's not Ted Mosby, he's Doogie Howser! Plus, he's an M.D., not an architect...
# posted by Blogger Christian Gosselin : March 31, 2008 7:58 PM
 
Ted is such a jerk! I'd much rather date his friend Barney :D
# posted by Blogger Katie : March 31, 2008 8:05 PM
 
Fantastic website, Fantastic episode. Doogie Howser at the end was a beautiful touch! Ted Mosby Rocks! Barney Rocks! HIMYM is.....Legend.....wait for it....

totally different topic, but if you're looking for great LOST recapping and discussions, check out the blog of all blogs!

http://www.lostaddictsblog.com

DARY!!!!!
# posted by Blogger Mike V. : March 31, 2008 8:05 PM
 
How do you know he isn't a ghost?
# posted by Blogger KEITH : March 31, 2008 8:15 PM
 
Wow, Ted slept with Madeleine Albright! If you slowly TiVo through his flashbacks in the beginning, her picture lights up, and she's also alluded to by Lily (before the comment about the fastfood mascot... Legend ary!!
# posted by Blogger bearpaw : March 31, 2008 8:19 PM
 
Dang, Ted made it with Madeleine Albright, Bill Clinton's former Secretary of State!! If you TiVo slowly through Ted's flashback, she lights up in the pictures of the women he did it with! Legend ary!
# posted by Blogger bearpaw : March 31, 2008 8:20 PM
 
ted mosby dumped me because he was f*cking matt damon.
# posted by Blogger jax : March 31, 2008 8:51 PM
 
So who was the girl??!! WTF. The suspense is worse than Lost.
# posted by Blogger jen♥ : March 31, 2008 8:56 PM
 
Stop talking about my husband that way!

--Your Mother
# posted by OpenID Dezbot : March 31, 2008 9:03 PM
 
legen....(wait for it)...dary.

to the sex architect, porn star and good bar buddy

Eric
# posted by Blogger eric : March 31, 2008 9:05 PM
 
Ok guys, what better revenge than an STD!! Barney the clock is clicking... or even better, "The Crying Game" LOL, He falls in love with her and then finds out the truth.
# posted by Blogger Giovanni : March 31, 2008 9:07 PM
 
Ted Mosby stole a french horn from my restaurant. He is a jerk and a thief!
# posted by Blogger Antony M : March 31, 2008 9:10 PM
 
I'm not gonna lie.. I want to marry Ted. Or NPH. Kinda love them both.
# posted by Blogger Carl's Cup of Chai : March 31, 2008 9:11 PM
 
Ted or Barney...I am confused ;-)

But please let us know about the ather guy that crossed you. The other song, you know :-)
# posted by Blogger Dale : March 31, 2008 9:17 PM
 
Mosby Rules!
# posted by Blogger Dave White : March 31, 2008 9:19 PM
 
girl, his name is Barney, but wadeva
# posted by Blogger Kenneth Johnson aka Sebastien Penn : March 31, 2008 9:21 PM
 
Ted is awesome!!!
# posted by Blogger lauren bacchus : March 31, 2008 9:25 PM
 
Ted Mosby is a generous lover! I don't know why he would do that to you. Maybe he gets weird when he's with women?
# posted by Blogger jimmyjo : March 31, 2008 9:26 PM
 
Oh man. I love this show.

Kudos.
# posted by OpenID eisenheim : March 31, 2008 9:30 PM
 
ted is the best
haha lol
# posted by Blogger Victor : March 31, 2008 9:30 PM
 
The audio at the end says "Wendy the waitress is the mother. Wendy the waitress is the mother. Wendy the waitress is the mother...... I'm just kidding, she's not the mother." Ha! This show rocks!
# posted by Blogger Kjata : March 31, 2008 9:40 PM
 
Dear Resident,

I am "not a ghost" and you meet the crazy/hot quotient. Forget about that porn star.


P.S. Where can I download that rant?
# posted by Blogger C : March 31, 2008 9:41 PM
 
FYI, thanks to a comment on the AV Club entry for this episode: the backmasking at the end of the spoken word rant says, "Wendy the Waitress is the mother" five times, then says, "I'm just kidding. She's not the mother."
# posted by Blogger Tom the Dog : March 31, 2008 9:43 PM
 
Dang, kjata beat me to it.
# posted by Blogger Tom the Dog : March 31, 2008 9:44 PM
 
Barney is going to turn out to be Stella's kid's father, right?
# posted by Blogger Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors : March 31, 2008 9:46 PM
 
I learned something important tonight....that I'm awesome! I design pools(like an architect)and I'm ridiculously good looking. It's just too bad there isn't more of me to go around... Larney is my homeboy.

-=-Josh Marshall-=-
# posted by Blogger Josh the Panda : March 31, 2008 9:46 PM
 
At the end of the song in the blog, there is a reversed masking saying:

"Wendy the waitress is the mother"
"Wendy the waitress is the mother"
"Wendy the waitress is the mother"

...

"I'm just kidding, she's not the mother!"

Freakin LEGEN---- Wait for it ----DARY!!!
# posted by Blogger Eddy : March 31, 2008 9:52 PM
 
The REAL World.
# posted by Blogger jessiebyrd004 : March 31, 2008 9:53 PM
 
I to Selp With Ted Mosby but he made me call him Mr. Hardwood
# posted by Blogger MyLiLBoney : March 31, 2008 9:54 PM
 
Hilar
# posted by Blogger Roberto A. Luna : March 31, 2008 9:54 PM
 
This song is almost 17 minutes long!

ROFL, she must have thought that Ted Mosby was going to rock her body 'til Canada Day.
# posted by Blogger Hoopskidoodle : March 31, 2008 9:55 PM
 
I wouldn't mind a one night with Barney, I mean Ted.
# posted by Blogger Amy : March 31, 2008 9:57 PM
 
am i the only one who's curious about the pineapple?
# posted by Blogger MikeC : March 31, 2008 9:58 PM
 
AMAZING!!! hahaha
# posted by OpenID feminosity : March 31, 2008 10:08 PM
 
wendy the waitress is the mother.
wendy the waitress is the mother.
wendy the waitress is the mother.
wendy the waitress is the mother.





i'm just kidding shes not the mother.
# posted by OpenID rkabir3 : March 31, 2008 10:11 PM
 
Is it me, or does this girl sound a bit like a deranged Robin Sparkles?
# posted by Blogger El Rata : March 31, 2008 10:14 PM
 
Ok, this has officially solidified to me that there is no better show on TV. Bays and Thomas, I love you!
# posted by Blogger Grady Smith : March 31, 2008 10:14 PM
 
I'm awesome.
# posted by Blogger globetrotter415 : March 31, 2008 10:17 PM
 
ted died a long time ago. His ghost comes to visit me sometimes...
# posted by Blogger Mily Vasquez : March 31, 2008 10:18 PM
 
But Ted really gets viral marketing... you've gotta give him that!
# posted by Blogger GeekMommy : March 31, 2008 10:23 PM