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TED MOSBY is a jerk, Do not date him!!!
TED MOSBY is a jerk, Do not date him!!!
TED MOSBY is a jerk, Do not date him!!!
TED MOSBY is a jerk, Do not date him!!!
TED MOSBY is a jerk, Do not date him!!!
TED MOSBY is a jerk, Do not date him!!!
TED MOSBY is a jerk, Do not date him!!!
TED MOSBY is a jerk, Do not date him!!!
TED MOSBY is a jerk, Do not date him!!!
Ted Mosby: The Awful Truth
I started Ted Mosby Is A Jerk.com because Ted Mosby is a jerk. On October 9, 2006, I met Ted at that bar MacLaren's in the Upper West Side. He seemed like a super great guy and used the fact that he's a big shot architect to hit on me. Beware! After we hooked up (whatever) he totally bailed on me while I was in the shower. Even worse, he left behind a LETTER claiming he was a ghost so he wouldn't have to talk to me again. Don't let this happen to you! If this website stops just one girl from hooking up with Ted Mosby, it's all worth it. So, girls, stay away! And please feel free to post your thoughts on Ted. We must all work together to STOP TED MOSBY!
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Pfffft Ted is LEGEN - wait for it - DARY. ... hahaha, just saw the Doogie Howser spoof, now that was great.
"I was there! Trust Me! Its Fake Baby." Priceless.
Discuss more of your favorite parts at http://www.favepart.com/tv/howimetyourmother to discuss the best parts of ths episode.
Discuss more of your favorite parts at http://www.favepart.com/tv/howimetyourmother to discuss the best parts of ths episode.
Hey, you guys should make your own decision. After all, have you met Ted? Go to http://www.myspace.com/haveyoumetted to choose for yourself.--
Paid for by Mosby/Stinson '08!
Paid for by Mosby/Stinson '08!
I heard that porn star, ted mosby, used to date canadian teen pop sensation Robin Sparkles...
What a whore.
What a whore.
no way! I hooked up with Ted Mosby, too, and the SAME THING happened to me!
What a jerk face!
Definitely NOT awesome!
DOWN with Ted Mosby!
(not to be confused with....going down ON Ted Mosby)
What a jerk face!
Definitely NOT awesome!
DOWN with Ted Mosby!
(not to be confused with....going down ON Ted Mosby)
Ted Mosby is a jerk. He totally scammed my brother of several hundred dollars at a St. Patrick's Day party this year. Because of him my brother was in jail for two days and has to serve 250 hours of community service.
Rat b@stard.
Rat b@stard.
I read this cool story about Josh Radnor (Ted) here http://jewneric.com/almost-snuck-past-you/2008/03/25/
Ted is an architect porn star! Barney is awesome as well. It's just too bad they don't live in DoWeSoTrePla like other awesome people.
This drunk couple stumbled over to my table and stole my pineapple. Turns out...it was Ted Mosby! Who knows what that porn star did to my pineapple.
You can't blame him if he's just a spirit!
Ted is actually a good guy, although he stole my friend's yellow umbrella after a St. Patrick's Day party. If he would only return it, I'm sure she would really appreciate it.
Ted is actually a good guy, although he stole my friend's yellow umbrella after a St. Patrick's Day party. If he would only return it, I'm sure she would really appreciate it.
Hey "Resident", I heard you are a kickboxing instructor whose butt looks better than most girls' faces. Call me.
That spoken word rant is pure genius. "You're a Cylon!... I talked to my best friend Dr. Baltar... you're a frakkin' toaster!!" Awesome.
And then, when the backup singers kick in around 14:25... hilarious! I'm telling you, listen to the whole thing. It's tremendous. Watch the volume, though.
And somebody -- please decipher the backmasking at the very end!
And then, when the backup singers kick in around 14:25... hilarious! I'm telling you, listen to the whole thing. It's tremendous. Watch the volume, though.
And somebody -- please decipher the backmasking at the very end!
This really is just another testament of why this show is quite possibly the greatest show ever. Great guys, great. Please don't end it soon. lol
Ted was in a movie called 'Purple People Eater'. I was there, chauffeured him, pictured him with Ned, Shelly, and a big purple fuzzy thing with a gold horn. Remember the Fifty Seven red Thunderbird, Ted...?
Keep it up... Love, your buddy and chauffeur.
Oh and Ted is a grand guy... it's Barney and the ghost that are AWSOME...
Keep it up... Love, your buddy and chauffeur.
Oh and Ted is a grand guy... it's Barney and the ghost that are AWSOME...
Hey kids, did you want to hear how I met your mother (and why it is a good thing that she ignored everything that she read on this webpage)?
Fantastic website, Fantastic episode. Doogie Howser at the end was a beautiful touch! Ted Mosby Rocks! Barney Rocks! HIMYM is.....Legend.....wait for it....
totally different topic, but if you're looking for great LOST recapping and discussions, check out the blog of all blogs!
http://www.lostaddictsblog.com
DARY!!!!!
totally different topic, but if you're looking for great LOST recapping and discussions, check out the blog of all blogs!
http://www.lostaddictsblog.com
DARY!!!!!
Wow, Ted slept with Madeleine Albright! If you slowly TiVo through his flashbacks in the beginning, her picture lights up, and she's also alluded to by Lily (before the comment about the fastfood mascot... Legend ary!!
Dang, Ted made it with Madeleine Albright, Bill Clinton's former Secretary of State!! If you TiVo slowly through Ted's flashback, she lights up in the pictures of the women he did it with! Legend ary!
Ok guys, what better revenge than an STD!! Barney the clock is clicking... or even better, "The Crying Game" LOL, He falls in love with her and then finds out the truth.
Ted or Barney...I am confused ;-)
But please let us know about the ather guy that crossed you. The other song, you know :-)
But please let us know about the ather guy that crossed you. The other song, you know :-)
Ted Mosby is a generous lover! I don't know why he would do that to you. Maybe he gets weird when he's with women?
The audio at the end says "Wendy the waitress is the mother. Wendy the waitress is the mother. Wendy the waitress is the mother...... I'm just kidding, she's not the mother." Ha! This show rocks!
Dear Resident,
I am "not a ghost" and you meet the crazy/hot quotient. Forget about that porn star.
P.S. Where can I download that rant?
I am "not a ghost" and you meet the crazy/hot quotient. Forget about that porn star.
P.S. Where can I download that rant?
FYI, thanks to a comment on the AV Club entry for this episode: the backmasking at the end of the spoken word rant says, "Wendy the Waitress is the mother" five times, then says, "I'm just kidding. She's not the mother."
I learned something important tonight....that I'm awesome! I design pools(like an architect)and I'm ridiculously good looking. It's just too bad there isn't more of me to go around... Larney is my homeboy.
-=-Josh Marshall-=-
-=-Josh Marshall-=-
At the end of the song in the blog, there is a reversed masking saying:
"Wendy the waitress is the mother"
"Wendy the waitress is the mother"
"Wendy the waitress is the mother"
...
"I'm just kidding, she's not the mother!"
Freakin LEGEN---- Wait for it ----DARY!!!
"Wendy the waitress is the mother"
"Wendy the waitress is the mother"
"Wendy the waitress is the mother"
...
"I'm just kidding, she's not the mother!"
Freakin LEGEN---- Wait for it ----DARY!!!
This song is almost 17 minutes long!
ROFL, she must have thought that Ted Mosby was going to rock her body 'til Canada Day.
ROFL, she must have thought that Ted Mosby was going to rock her body 'til Canada Day.
wendy the waitress is the mother.
wendy the waitress is the mother.
wendy the waitress is the mother.
wendy the waitress is the mother.
i'm just kidding shes not the mother.
wendy the waitress is the mother.
wendy the waitress is the mother.
wendy the waitress is the mother.
i'm just kidding shes not the mother.
Ok, this has officially solidified to me that there is no better show on TV. Bays and Thomas, I love you!
how AWESOME are we for....wait for it...checking if the website exists.
classic episode, classic show.
classic episode, classic show.
It's TRUE! Ted Mosby is a LIAR and a JERK! He slept with me and told me he was deaf, and that was why he couldn't hear me yelling after him when he left me alone on a circus highwire!!!!!!!!!!
DON'T GO NEAR HIM!!!!!!!!!
DON'T GO NEAR HIM!!!!!!!!!
You know, he did apologize to you and repented in a cafe full of people... maybe you should try and move past this.
Maybe that girl he was with is setting him straight. He might have joined a Sex-addicts Anonymous group and she's his sponsor.
Maybe that girl he was with is setting him straight. He might have joined a Sex-addicts Anonymous group and she's his sponsor.
You mean Ted Mosby ain't your Player? Oh, gosh shucks, but still your butt is better than most girl's faces, so that's something to hang your hat on.
Ted is a D**K! He F**ed me and gave me an STD. But it was worth it. That was the best night of my 15 years on this planet!
Non. Ted Mosby n'est pas un connard. Il a simplement tendance à se faire manipuler par l'homme le plus génial du monde, modèle de grandeur pour nous pauvres hommes, l'homme qui murmurait à l'oreille des femmes ... Barney ... Si tu ne comprends pas le français, laisse moi tes coordonnées ...
Jean
Jean
I roomed with Ted in college. He also brought chicks back to the room and sometimes sprung for the pizza. He's a good guy, really.
Is it Robin singing in the song on this site?
@ 9:57 she says "Mystery Solved" and man you know it's Robin.
"YOU JUST GOT SLAAAAPPED, ACROSS THE FACE MY FRIEND.
YOU JUST GOT SLAPPED. YES THAT REALLY JUST HAPPENED.
EVERYBODY SAW IT, AND EVERYBODY LAAAAUGHED AND CLAAAPPED. IT WAS AWESOME...you just got ...slapped."
Happy Slapsgiving everybody!
@ 9:57 she says "Mystery Solved" and man you know it's Robin.
"YOU JUST GOT SLAAAAPPED, ACROSS THE FACE MY FRIEND.
YOU JUST GOT SLAPPED. YES THAT REALLY JUST HAPPENED.
EVERYBODY SAW IT, AND EVERYBODY LAAAAUGHED AND CLAAAPPED. IT WAS AWESOME...you just got ...slapped."
Happy Slapsgiving everybody!
Come on any guy that is a pornstar, is able to come back from the dead for only one day and spend it with you cannot be that bad. Hey he could of some slimy corporate lawyer with tacky lines only he thinks are cool....awesome
You are mistaken. Ted is a nice guy. I have met him.
You have been punk'd.
Look up Stinson,Barney..it will all come to light.
You have been punk'd.
Look up Stinson,Barney..it will all come to light.
This is not the Ted I know. See, the Ted reminds me of that man who once played Danny Tanner on that show Full House.
You girl have some serious issues! Like how long is that your whining song of yours! Get a life, for example we IT guys are much more attractive. And so desperate for a real girls touch that we never gonna dump you!
Luv,
Mike
Luv,
Mike
If you think McLaurens is good, you should head over to McGees on 55th and Broadway... Much better beer selection and the chicks are way hotter; plus the Irish bartender will totally hook you up! He'll talk your ear off about his golf game, but he's a nice dude.
YES TED MOSBY IS A JERK !!
HE DUMPED ME 2 TIMES : EACH ONE WAS MY BIRTHDAY !!
BUT NOW I HAVE THE SOLUTION : KRAV MAGA.
GIRLS : IT WORKS !
NATALIE
you can contact me : frenchbarney@aliceadsl.fr
HE DUMPED ME 2 TIMES : EACH ONE WAS MY BIRTHDAY !!
BUT NOW I HAVE THE SOLUTION : KRAV MAGA.
GIRLS : IT WORKS !
NATALIE
you can contact me : frenchbarney@aliceadsl.fr
...but he was right: you DO look fat in those jeans. good for him he sold you for that mercedes =)
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Ted Mosby is really a ghost, don't be angry against him... When he was alive, he was awesome, please, don't kill him...
Ted Mosby (Sex Architect) is a cool guy. You should date him again!!
Give him another chance!
Greets from Spain, people!!
Give him another chance!
Greets from Spain, people!!
Ted is a jerk. I met him at a bar one night and he got me so drunk. The next morning I woke up with a catapiller tramp stamp. It changed into an awesome butterfly, but still.
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